Before You Come To Call

[michaelgallatin]

People for as far
as I can see.
And they all keep
looking down at me.

So many grins,
those sunny smiles.
My God, they must
go on for miles.

I think that's Mom
and that one's Dad.
But all of those others,
Good Lord, egad !

I'm supposed to know
names by tomorrow morn?
C'mon, give me a break folks,
I've just been born!

It takes quite a while
to learn you know.
In the meantime I'll
just put on a show.

They seem so thrilled
when I defecate.
I can't understand
what they appreciate.

And there's not much
privacy in this crib.
That one keeps poking
me right on my rib.

Then another pats me
on my little head.
Hey, can't a guy find
peace in his own bed?

OK, OK, yes I
do love you all!
But please check
with my parents...

before you come to call!

Michael "No Poking!" Gallatin

[johan]

Made me laugh with this one Michael, enjoyed the read.

Andrew

[michaelgallatin]

Little AJ is easy and fun to write about. Came to us at 4 lbs. and 13 ounces Andrew! Just a tiny guy but so cute! Glad you liked this pal.

Happy Holidays,
Mike

[rustybroadspear]

so Mike - was this you in your teens .............................??

[michaelgallatin]

Dec 14, 2011 17:48:50 GMT -5 rustybroadspear said:

so Mike - was this you in your teens .............................??

I don't know if I should or ! Dude, you are most definitely evil! This is my grandson, Austin James. Though it might have been me I must sadly admit.

Happy Holidays,
Mike

PS - I will find a way to have revenge, sweet and certain revenge!